Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Then & Now

(Click the links 'Then' & 'Now' or else the whole text is confusing!)



Then

&

now.

The former were a band of individuals who resisted an occupation that they disagreed with.

The latter are the same.

The former believed that their ties to the land went beyond the oppressive fist that tried to take what was theirs--in this case, taxes--and rose up to strike down the mercenaries that held them at bay with their guns and artillery.

So do the latter, only they seem to prefer roadside bombings and mortar attacks (along with rocket propelled grenades and AK-47's...it is the future, after all).

The former founded a nation that believed in freedom, prosperity, and the equality of man (as long as that man wasn't a woman, or black).

The latter are being oppressed by the great-great-great grandchildren of the former.

I'm inclined to believe that the insurgency in Iraq is doing a good thing--killing civilians aside, which I vehemently oppose--and even if I despise the idea of a fundamentalist Islamic state in Iraq, what do you expect when it is invaded by the Christian States of America? Are they all going to lie down and eat the body of Christ? It's not happening.

At least the Iraqis are fighting for their nation's freedom: freedom from control by foreign powers; freedom from economic manipulation by oil hungry tyrants; above all, freedom to choose their own form of sovereignty. Like the Minutemen over two hundred years before, the Iraqis will have their day, and America will close her bases in Baghdad and move to some other desert, likely to conquer more brown people to take their oil.

So it goes.

That's what happens when you watch a 1-hour Michael Moore speech. He does things to your head. (Ann Coulter already diagnosed me. I am definately a psychotic of some sort. Can somebody please send me some percoset?)

3 comments:

phillie said...

First off, you're starting to sound more like your cousin everday. Second, although I agree that they are very similar, I don't think the Minutemen targeted civilians, human rights workers and journalists. I could be wrong. I don't mean to put down your whole argument. It does make a lot of sense and they definitely have a lot in common. Sometimes you just have to take Micheal Moore in small doses, kind of like your percoset.

phillie said...

P.S. If you do end up joining the insurgency, Ann Coulter could be considered a legitimate target.

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to your jerk friend shady? he was supposed to call me again but after we slept together i never heard from him again. what a asshole!