Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The Pious Rapture is Upon Us!

Know what really gets me down? Reading about fundamentalist nudniks who torment young people and try to force them to "straighten out". (Kudos to my sister for digging up an interesting news story!)

A 16-year old blogger named Zach from Tennesse was allegedly sent to "Love in Action", a group home/prison colony, by his sick, holy parents who are hoping to cure him of his "unhealthy" disease, ie. his homosexuality. Zach hasn't posted anything on his website since then. Small wonder: Internet use is prohibited. So is speaking, at least when you arrive at this cruel, bizarre Gitmo of a "rehabilitation program":

1. All new Refuge clients will be placed into Safekeeping for the initial two to three days of their program. A client on safekeeping may not communicate verbally, or by using hand gestures or eye contact, with any other clients, staff members, or his/her parents or guardians. In case of a practical need, Safekeeping clients may write down their question or request and show it to another client, staff member, or their parent or guardian. Writing may only be used when absolutely necessary. Parents and guardians must enforce their child's safekeeping status at home or in their temporary lodging.

Thou shalt Not Write:

10. Absolutely no journaling or keeping a diary outside of the MI process unless directed or approved by staff.

Even more alarming, this may have been plagiarized from George Orwell's 1984:

6. No television viewing, going to movies, or reading/watching/listening to secular media of any kind, anywhere within the client's and the parent's/guardian's control. This includes listening to classical or instrumental music that is not expressly Christian (Beethoven, Bach, etc. are not considered Christian). The only exception to the media policy is the weekly movie.

7. Refuge clients may watch one video/DVD per week that has been approved by staff via C.O.C. Movies submitted for approval must be rated G or PG. The parents/guardians are responsible for securing the video/DVD.

It won't be long before America becomes the Western equivalent of Saudi Arabia. I need a drink.

Secularism es muerto.
Secularisme est mort.
Secularism έχει πεθάνει.
Secularism has died.
Secularism is gestorven.
The rapture is upon us.


Anonymous said...

hey, u know what this camp reminds me of the camp in the film "But im a cheerleader" its pretty similar. That and F.H.B.C. People have to stop trying to undermind the homosexual community its there life let them make there own choices. peace

mountainmari said...

On a more positive note, Canada just legalized same-sex marriage. We are the third country in the world to do that.

QOTSAFAN1 said...

I was going to post earlier today about the satirical comedy "But I'm A Cheerleader!" starring Natasha Lyonne and Ru Paul. In the film the camp is run by a woman whose sun is to put it crudely "flaming" although closeted and many of the councellors at the camp are in fact closeted homosexuals who can't reconcile the fact that they're gay. The idea that a place like this exists is horrifying. You can't change someone's sexual orientation through intimidation and shame anymore than you could turn a left handed person right. All this will do is create a bunch of mean and frustrated homosexual's who'll meet discreetly and denounce gays in public.

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